Entertainment Weekly's "Avengers" cover does not look very good

You could not find a person who is happier about the upcoming Avengers film than I am — Marvel for life — except maybe the good folks at Entertainment Weekly. They're so excited about it, they forgot how to use Photoshop.

Express train to the Uncanny Valley! I realize that for this particular set-up — which is oddly static for a big action movie — the actors would have to be photographed separately and put together on a computer. That's fine! But their heads are so very... not the right size for their bodies. And what is that face Mark Ruffalo is making? And how could they not see that it looks like Scarlett Johansson is shooting Robert Downey, Jr. and Chris Hemsworth in the head? I know times are tough, Entertainment Weekly, but you absolutely must stop outsourcing your design work to your seventeen-year-old nephew.

That being said, if you have set pictures inside the issue, everything is obviously forgiven.

Commentarium (21 Comments)

Sep 30 11 - 10:48am
Alex Heigl

Mark Ruffalo is clearly doing "Blue Steel."

That is all.

Sep 30 11 - 11:28am
Riiiight

Looks like he's channeling David Copperfield.

Sep 30 11 - 11:31am
Moops

They look like cosplay enthusiasts, not super heroes.

Sep 30 11 - 12:10pm
julia.s

Was just going to say that.

Sep 30 11 - 12:44pm
Bunlert

I don't want to rain on anyone's parade, but I would go to The Avengers with very low expectations... You know how almost every superhero franchise has been ruined by too much hype and trying to cram too many stories and characters in them at once? That's what The Avengers is doing x10. I Can't say for sure if it's going to be bad, but I'm not getting my expectations out of control.

Sep 30 11 - 12:57pm
JamesBradyRyan

I know. I am relatively sure I am going to get burned here, but I can't help it.

Sep 30 11 - 12:51pm
Brendon

I'm not ready for Magnum...

Sep 30 11 - 1:22pm
nerkums

EW almost always has terrible covers.

Sep 30 11 - 2:27pm
jr

Ruffalo duckface?

Sep 30 11 - 2:57pm
Riiiight

:-)

Sep 30 11 - 3:19pm
jr

Close, but more pouty.

Oct 01 11 - 11:26pm
jr's mother

How about this. :-o

Sep 30 11 - 5:54pm
Scott

To be fair, chances are the poor sap who is relegated to designing this cover pretty much had promo photos only to choose from, rather than the higher-ups organizing a special photo shoot, but it's Entertainment Weekly, the Wal-mart of magazines, so that won't happen. I work as a graphic designer, and in most cases, unless we have an entire photo department to work with, we have jack shit for resources. And the decision-makers usually ask for these things oh, approximately 20 minutes before it needs to go to press.

Generally speaking, that '17-year old' designer, who in all likelihood could be very competent (a lot of young designers are really good...not sure how the 17-year old charge is relevant), is not the one who signs off on the final design. Some other person with more pull than s/he is the one who approves the thing. *themoreyouknow.mp3*

Sep 30 11 - 8:23pm
Me

I guess I don't know much about design, but this doesn't look that bad to me.

Oct 01 11 - 12:15pm
Scott

There's worse (there's always worse), but it is pretty shitty.

Sep 30 11 - 11:24pm
Jezebel74

This cover makes me very sad indeed.

Oct 01 11 - 6:02am
RIP Kenny Avengers

If they had Cartman's head where Johansson's is, it'd be KICKASS!

Oct 05 11 - 8:46pm
Not Chris Hemsworth

That's not Chris Hemsworth on the cover...

Nov 20 11 - 6:18pm
Boston

Hey hey hey, take a gnaedr at what' you've done

Nov 21 11 - 3:03pm
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