There are a lot of ways to woo a lady. For example, flowers. Compliments can do the trick as well, or even some flirtatious instant messaging. But the 84-year-old Hugh Hefner knows what women really want: to be invited to the Playboy Mansion over Twitter, as Dame Helen Mirren was.
Yes, that's right, 'The Queen' has received an informal invite to the Mansion for a 'movie night.' If you simply must know, the tweet went:
Helen Mirren would be welcome at a Mansion movie night.
Then he suggestively hinted that he would (or was about to?) watch one of her own movies:
I've heard good things about Red from those who've seen it. We'll see.
How will Mirren respond? Does he know she's young enough to be his daughter? And who exactly is calling Hefner to talk about their thoughts on recent movies? Is it you, Pauly Shore?