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In related news, the upcoming Three Stooges remake will be awful. The Farrelly brothers — the directing duo that hasn't made a good movie since... ever — have been trying to get their reboot of the Three Stooges off the ground for almost a decade, struggling with such problems as expired rights and studios going bankrupt. They also had a fair share of casting problems, with a long list of actors attached to the project for the briefest of moments. But now that they have their Stooges set — Chris Diamantopoulos as Moe, Sean Hayes as Larry, and Will Sasso as Curly — the brothers seem comfortable enough to invite a casting problem of a different sort. Because they've added the cast of Jersey Shore!
This was revealed in a clip from Access Hollywood in which Sammi “Sweatheart” Giancola and Jenni “JWoww” Farley discuss their roles in the film. They don't seem to be sure of what these roles were, exactly, but they definitely, definitely acted. When these people start showing up on your screens outside of reality TV, you will know who to yell at:
Now, I don't hate the people on Jersey Shore. (Well, maybe Ronnie.) After all, if someone wanted to pay me lots of money to be drunk all the time, I would take that deal and run with it. But there is a time and a place for them, and that time is when I am also drunk, and that place is late-night MTV. Know your niche!