Jake Gyllenhaal, SXSW.

Ah, the dick pic that got away. While in Austin to premiere Source Code, Jake Gyllenhaal got dangerously close to having his penis on computer and smartphone screens all across this great land. As is common when surrounded by free beer, the man had to pee during SXSW. Less common is what happened next: some smart person decided to take a picture of the actor peeing, a picture that Gawker suggests included Gyllenhaal's penis. 

And believe it or not, Gyllenhaal was not happy about this. We know all of this thanks to Twitter, of course. 

It being South by Southwest, the whole ordeal was live-tweeted: Wrote one guy: "Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, ‘are we really gonna do this right now?'" 

In the end, they did not do this right now; the intrepid photographer eventually relented and deleted the picture. Sorry, perverts — guess you'll have to just watch Love and Other Drugs and mentally fill in the blanks. 

Commentarium (3 Comments)

Mar 14 11 - 2:51am
Me

Wasn't there a picture of his penis from one of the unaired sex scenes in Love & Other Drugs?

Mar 14 11 - 3:02pm
Terryrichrdsonsadbag

That is seriously fucked up. I get that people have some crazy obsessions with celebrities, but that crosses the line. I would have smashed that asshole's face into the urinal.

Jun 11 11 - 3:27pm
Makailah

You've hit the ball out the park! Incrdbelie!