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Ah, the dick pic that got away. While in Austin to premiere Source Code, Jake Gyllenhaal got dangerously close to having his penis on computer and smartphone screens all across this great land. As is common when surrounded by free beer, the man had to pee during SXSW. Less common is what happened next: some smart person decided to take a picture of the actor peeing, a picture that Gawker suggests included Gyllenhaal's penis.
And believe it or not, Gyllenhaal was not happy about this. We know all of this thanks to Twitter, of course.
It being South by Southwest, the whole ordeal was live-tweeted: Wrote one guy: "Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, ‘are we really gonna do this right now?'"
In the end, they did not do this right now; the intrepid photographer eventually relented and deleted the picture. Sorry, perverts — guess you'll have to just watch Love and Other Drugs and mentally fill in the blanks.