Did anyone watch the Golden Globes last night? Could you fucking believe how Ricky Gervais destroyed every single celebrity in that room? It was out of control, almost anxiety-producing, and extremely, extremely hilarious. Some choice moments occurred when he talked shit about The Tourist as the camera zoomed in directly on Johnny Depp's face (contorted in humiliation and rage), when he stated that the airbrushers who worked on the Sex and the City 2 movie poster ought to win best special effects (and accused one of the actresses of being featured on Bonanza), and, finally, when he made a joke about gay Scientologists masquerading as heterosexuals (i.e. John Travolta and Tom Cruise).
Reactions to the outright slaughter have been mixed, with some celebrities proving they were able to take a joke — Alec Baldwin was seen wiping a tear from his eye during the Gervais' opening monologue. But others weren't so forgiving; Harvey Weinstein is quoted as saying, possibly jokingly, "Gervais will never work again. I’m going to make sure of it.”
Sure, Johnny Depp, you probably felt a bit awkward when your film was called out for being the piece of shit that it was, but how much did you make for doing that movie? Like twenty-million dollars? Yeah, your life is still awesome.
Watch Ricky Gervais and his unfathomably huge balls below.