Rosario Dawson grabs Paul Rudd's crotch, Eva Mendes

So you're tired of hearing about James Franco's Oscar performance and/or Charlie Sheen's life performance? You're in luck — turns out that buried within the weekend's action was this year's Independent Spirit Awards, during which Rosario Dawson grabbed Paul Rudd's crotch with free-spirited abandon.

Here's what Rudd's face looked like during the impromptu molestation:

Rosario Dawson grabs Paul Rudd's crotch, Eva Mendes

Don't worry, though — Rudd got him some too. And by "some," I mean "Eva Mendes' right breast."

UPDATE: And now there's video!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is probably all you'll ever know about the 2011 Independent Spirit Awards.

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Commentarium (7 Comments)

Mar 02 11 - 12:35pm

It's good to be celery man

Mar 02 11 - 1:07pm

Black Swan won best picture. Now you know TWO things.

Mar 02 11 - 5:46pm

Given the choice, I would have fondled Rosario's breast, though Eva's are also damned fine.

Mar 02 11 - 7:06pm

Paul Rudd is WINNING!

Nov 20 11 - 3:42pm

What lbireaitng knowledge. Give me liberty or give me death.

Nov 21 11 - 2:39pm

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