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Watch: The NSFW trailer for “The Wicker Tree,” sequel to the original “The Wicker Man”

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Remember, everyone: just because nobody wanted a sequel to The Wicker Man doesn't mean one shouldn't be made. Because I think we can all agree, after watching this trailer for The Wicker Tree, that we don't actually know what we want. No one's going to ask for a movie about American gospel singers spreading the word of God in Scotland* who are captured by modern-day pagans intent on sacrificing them at some sort of small-town May Day festival. (I hope there's fried dough!) No one's going to ask for sex scenes involving horse masks. But, to paraphrase the voice over in the trailer, I believe here at Nerve, The Wicker Tree fits our needs at this time.

*I'm pretty sure Jesus is well known in Scotland at this point, gospel singers. Poor choice.