Many of the criticisms of Twilight revolve around the series' celebration of chastisty and fear of sex hidden under layers of disco-shimmer vampires, and while I have only seen two of the films and read none of the books, that argument seems pretty valid. But most people didn't realize until the lead up to the final film that these books get super freaky at the finish line. (Well, comparatively super freaky. There aren't S&M parties or anything.)

For one thing, Edward gives a pregnant Bella a c-section with his fucking teeth so their weird hybrid baby doesn't kill her. This is apparently going to appear on screen, which will add a whole new level of "no thank you" to the movies. But we all know what goes on before you get a bun in the oven: sexy, Mormon-approved vampire-on-human action. And now two stills of the upcoming sex scene have hit the web:

That looks very... forceful? I can't tell if he's breaking the wood he's holding on to (mmmm-hm) or if it's simply a trick of the light. But forceful or no, this is certainly a few steps away from the fairytale prom smoochies we saw in the first film.

I'm not going to ask if any of you will actually watch this thing because of a Rob Pattinson/Kristen Stewart sex scene; that would be dumb. But be honest: how many of you will try to find the clip online?

Commentarium (18 Comments)

Apr 01 11 - 11:22am
Sarah

Having read the books, I can tell you the sex scene is supposed to be insane. Broken bed, ripped pillows, bruises. It's intense.

Apr 01 11 - 1:30pm
Lawrence

Intense on the eyes. Ouch.

Apr 08 11 - 8:27am
James Nicole

yeah, he's definitely breaking that wood.

Apr 01 11 - 2:37pm
thinkywritey

Nope.

Apr 01 11 - 5:13pm
JamesBradyRyan

But thinkywritey, this is the moment Bella's been dreaming of for YEARS (or maybe MONTHS, I can't say for SURE). Does that mean NOTHING to you?!

Apr 01 11 - 6:19pm
Virginia Smith

Deep breaths! Deep breaths Jim!

Apr 04 11 - 2:35pm
thinkywritey

Gross.

Apr 01 11 - 3:20pm
Yoni

I'll skip since Twlight is for kids.

Apr 01 11 - 7:58pm
S

I'm still so offended that the book goes from nudity in the water and cuts directly to the morning after. WHAT THE HELL?

Apr 01 11 - 9:38pm
Z

ME TOO! I didn't read the book for Stephanie Meyer's great (ahem) writing.

Apr 02 11 - 12:23am
Dr. Girlfriend

Thats exactly what I said to my friend (who let me borrow the books). I mean, I'm no pervert, but seriously... it was basically building up from the first book and then bam, nothing. And even worse, she wakes up with bruises.... w.t.f..

Apr 02 11 - 3:56am
GDE

My exact story. Borrowed them, pissed about Bella being the most annoying female character ever written, and no sexy times to make it better. Sigh.

Apr 03 11 - 1:09am
S

Well, I am a pervert and that's the only reason I read the books, because it was gonna be interesting to see how sex between them would have read. And I hate how Meyer uses the BDSM connotations in her scrubbed-clean mormon fantasy.

Apr 02 11 - 12:15am
Vinegar Bend

No

Apr 03 11 - 1:31am
mm

I feel like this is going to be really awkward for both the pre-teens in the audience that are there with their Twi-hard mothers.

Sep 15 11 - 7:30pm
YES

Hahahahahaha

Apr 07 11 - 6:35pm
LozO

Haha, I'm still gonna see the movie regardless...