50 Cent tweets his weird stance on oral sex, suicide

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50 Cent tweets his morose views on oral sex.

Do you know how much 50 Cent tweets? A lot. And do you know how many of his tweets end with the letters "L," "O," and "L"? As of last week, 51%, according to a friend who claims to have done the math (true story). And do you know how many tweets feature 50 Cent asking a vast number of the population to commit suicide? Well, at least one.

The rapper ignited a bit of controversy when he fired this message off to Twitter:

If you a man and your over 25 and you don't easy pu**y just kill your self damn it. The world will be a better place. Lol

Aaaaand, end quote. A lot of people are taking this morose little tweet to be some sort of reference to the gay Rutgers student who recently committed suicide. He responded thus:

50 Cent tweets about oral sex.

And I kind of believe him. Him referring to the late Rutgers student holds no water, considering that the student was definitely not over 25. And 50 Cent's tweet was clearly addressing straight men who have issues with going down on women, not gay men.

Which brings us to another question: Why, in 50's amazing mind, shouldn't men less than a quarter-century old go down on their girlfriends? Who knows. But it's all 'whatevs' anyway, because he ended his tweet with "Lol." His most recent two-part tweet, as of press time:

50 Cent tweets about oral sex.

50 Cent tweets about oral sex.

When the LOL fades away. Can't wait to see how British 50 Cent will reply.