Yesterday we warned you of the new Subtle Sexuality single's impending release. Now that you've had a daylong head start to gather your provisions (lipstick, vodka, Snuggie) in time for the the online premiere of "Girl Next Door," starring Mindy Kaling and Ellie Kemper (feat. B.J. Novak), you might think you're prepared for the video below. Stop thinking that! Turns out you didn't bring the right survival gear (lip gloss, peach schnapps, Slanket), because these girls just want to have fun. And ham sandwiches.