Hey, want to go to Austin’s Big Music Fest for free?

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Readers, you are of course aware that we love you. We say it all the time. But now we’re putting our money where our mouth is (or rather, putting Thrillist’s money where our mouth is) and offering you something more concrete than our affections: a VIP trip to a certain music & tech festival that rhymes with "Mouth by Mouthwest." The hook-up comes complete with round-trip airfare, five nights in a hotel, three Thrillist-curated meals, and Platinum badges that will let you get into every show and event.

Readers! Even as I type this, I feel white-hot envy bubbling up in the cauldron of my soul! I mean, we love you and all, but this is a pretty incredible deal. And in addition to the above, you’ll also get a limited-edition Fender guitar and amp, and a Premium Spotify account. If you use the latter to school yourself in the musical arts, and the former to practice same, you will soon be playing at "Mouth By" yourself. In the meantime, you’ll also have access to both Thrillist and Do512’s epic parties in Austin. And all you have to do to enter is click here and sign up for Thrillist, which you should do anyway.

God, you lucky little shit. Never mind, we’re over you.