Dwayne Carter aka Weezy F. Baby aka Lil Wayne has been sent to solitary confinement for paraphernalia that prison guards caught him with earlier this year. What kind of paraphernalia, you inquire? The aural kind: the musician was found with "music-related contraband" like headphones and an mp3 player charger, possessions for which he'll be punished from today until his scheduled release on Nov. 4.
But anyone who's ever seen a prison transformation movie knows that his time in "The Hole" (no homo) will result in meaningful and positive personal growth. Maybe he'll become a chess master or read the Qur'an in Arabic or go on a hunger strike. Or, even awesomer than all of those options, maybe he'll ESCAPE:
No matter what he does, though, you have to admit, his first post-prison album (tentatively and imaginatively titled The Carter IV) is going to be ill, not sick.