Ludacris opening actual “Chicken-N-Beer” themed restaurant

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Like many a celebrity before him, rapper Ludacris will try his hand at being a restaurateur, with an eatery themed around his 2003 album, Chicken-N-Beer. (I was hoping he would pick 2004's Red Light District, but I guess you can't have everything.) Even better: it's in an airport. But not just any airport! Luda is bringing his venture to Atlanta's own Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport, which happens to be the busiest airport in the world. He took to Twitter, naturally, to make the announcement, and he really wants you to get excited about this:

Sorry, he's still not sure if you're excited enough:

Now, I don't know if I would call this… history, exactly, but I would gladly eat at this place. I love theme restaurants, I love chicken, and I love beer, so it really ticks off a lot of my boxes. And it's bound to be better than a Sbarro's, isn't it? My only hope is that Ludacris goes whole-hog with this theme and the menu is crafted specifically for wordplay. In fact, why don't I get the ball rolling:

What's Your Fanta-Sea Bass with Asparagus

Stand Upside Down Pineapple Cake

My Chicken Tenders Bad

Chocolate Eclair-ea Codes

Runaway Olive Tapenade

Move Bitch Crabcakes [Note: This one might need some work.]

I'll see you there, everyone. Drinks are on me, as long as the drinks are super-cheap beer.