Everybody's favorite master of self-loathing, Morrissey, has confirmed in an interview with the BBC that he has finished his autobiography.
In one of his many hilarious Morrissey-isms, he says he'd like to get the work published next year by Penguin Classics, despite the fact that the publishing house handles, you know, classics. When pressed on why exactly his autobiography would be a good fit for the company, Moz opined, "I can't see why not."
Morrissey also shot down a Smiths reunion and announced that he has no plans for retirement: "I'm just going to carry on like the old blues singers, and die onstage, in Chicago probably."
Will the book be a little bit silly and self-aggrandizing? Sure. But still probably worth checking out.