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Thirty-two more chapters of “Trapped in the Closet” are on their way

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R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet

…but R. Kelly needs help from you, reader! TMZ ran into the singer-cum-hip-hopera-auteur recently outside his gym in L.A., and Kelly explained that he's working on a whopping thirty-two more chapters of the "Trapped in the Closet" series, "but it costs a lot of money to do… so we're actually looking for investors." 

Kellz has already made twenty-two installments, and hinted to reporters that fans still need to find out about "the package," a mysterious entity (believed to actually just be HIV) left looming when the action-packed series last left off in 2007.

"Trapped in the Closet" is a lot of things, but I never would have guessed that "high budget" was one of them. Is it time to start a grassroots campaign to fund R. Kelly's opus, and finally find out what becomes of Bridget and her midget lover Big Man? We'll let the evidence below speak for itself: