Watch: Britney Spears’ video for “Hold It Against Me”

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She's still making music, everyone! And Britney is definitely sticking to what she knows best: '90s dance moves on a soundstage, product placement, and the single entendre. (When she asks you to "hold it against [her]," she's talking about your penis.) Never change, Brit:

Initial thought: this song makes me think of blacking out. But I'm starting to feel like Britney Spears is the realest of all our female pop stars, if only because she can't help but be. When she's beating herself up and throwing paint on the "Oops I Did It Again" video, her turmoil is so naked and uncomplicated that it's kind of endearing. I mean, the girl beat up an SUV with an umbrella after she shaved her head. That's more of an art piece than anything Lady Gaga will ever do.