Cee-Lo, the lady killer himself has got a few words for you this Valentine's day. In a series of promo videos for VH1 he gives you some tips for wooing back your boo and making him as "hard as a ham sandwich". He also discusses how your man should "fuck your brains out". And if he doesn't, Cee-Lo will. Sadly, none of his advice entails parading around in a flamboyant muppet costume a la his Grammy performance. Though it's almost as entertaining.