Watch: Randy Quaid performs his insane new single “Star Whackers”

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If at first you can't get anyone to believe your insane theory about fame assassins called "star whackers," try, try again. Such are the apparent tactics of Randy Quaid, whose nutsy ramblings about his alleged targeting by assassins have somehow not quite taken hold in the media yet.

Now along with his aptly named band The Fugitives, Quaid has followed up his year of police chases and drug abuse with a new sure-to-be-hit single "Star Whackers," in which he explains, through song, that he and his wife Evi are simply the victims of a massive conspiracy. Complete with lyrics about "selling organs on eBay" and murder-suicide pacts, consider "Star Whackers" a dark horse for 2011's jam of the summer.