Let's say I get really, really famous one day. Maybe I write a string of wonderful novels or a groundbreaking TV show; how I get famous is not really the point. The point is that I need one of you find people to kill me assassin-style when I hit the age of fifty. Not because being old is no fun and not because older people can't do good work. Just because with all the money I'll have made I'll be too busy playing with my expensive cats that were bred to look like tigers, and so instead of actually doing anything worthwhile I'll just do easy things that get me more money. (Those cats won't pay for themselves!)
That's pretty much the only explanation I have for this video, "T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever)," by Will.i.am, Jennifer Lopez… and Mick Jagger:
Enjoy your cats, Mr. Jagger, but please never do this again.