It's a 500 (Days of Summer) reunion, as Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordron-Levitt reunite to sing a little ditty about New Year's Eve. And, since it's a 500 (Days of Summer) reunion, that means approximately half of you will find this charmingly cutsie and the other half will give a massive eye roll and make a noise I can only transcribe as "blee-uch." Those of you in the second camp, be warned — there is a ukulele in this video:

They're right, you know. Inviting someone you're involved with can be stressful, especially when you in that transitional stage between "seeing someone new" and "I hope my cats like your place because it is their new home." So, just to help you out, here is a handy list of holidays in order from most to least serious to help you figure out when it's right to invite your special someone: Christmas/Hanukah, Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Passover, Anniversary of Pearl Harbor, Kamehameha Day (in Hawaii), Thanksgiving, Purim, Flag Day, Easter, Arbor Day, Kamehameha Day (everywhere else). You're welcome.

Commentarium (5 Comments)

Dec 30 11 - 10:22am
yman74

How are they not a couple?

Dec 30 11 - 4:57pm
beatgeneration1

^this

Dec 31 11 - 5:44am
lost_one

Because Zooey broke all our hearts and married the dude from Death Cab for Cutie/The Postal Service...

Jan 03 12 - 8:13pm
The Awesome Guy

They broke up, bro.

Jan 02 12 - 1:29am
marhy

whats wrong with her mouth