Baby-faced robot Justin Bieber maybe has a love child? A woman named Mariah Yeater reports that a security guard picked her out of the crowd at a Bieber show in Los Angeles last October and led her backstage because the singer wanted to meet her. Bieber then took to her a sort of romantic love nest he had prepared for her — just kidding, he took her into the bathroom. She claims that, once they were alone, his demeanor completely changed:

"We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to."

Can you even imagine this happening? Seriously, can you imagine Justin Bieber telling some girl he wants to "fuck the shit out of her"? It's too amazing to be true. Also, he purportedly didn't want to use a condom because it was his first time and he "wanted to feel everything." Yeater reports that Bieber lasted a disappointing thirty seconds. 

Yeater gave birth to a child nine months after the encounter and wants to compel Bieber to take a paternity test. Perhaps behind that swoopy, swoony adolescent affect there exists the soul of a thirty-year-old, groupie-banging celebrity. The court hearing is set for December fifteenth.  

Commentarium (28 Comments)

Nov 02 11 - 9:01am
profrobert

If you look at the details, at the time she was 19 and he was 16. In a best case scenario for her, she is not more than three years older than Bieber, and thus is admitting only to a misdemeanor. If the birthdays are such that she's more than three years older, she may be guilty of a felony.

Nov 02 11 - 1:19pm
depends...

if this happened in Canada (Ontario at least) he would be considered old enough to consent to sex

Nov 02 11 - 11:12pm
SB

same in Georgia

Nov 02 11 - 11:47pm
Bieberboner

If this happened in the hills of Tennessee, he'd be considered an aging lothario.

Nov 02 11 - 9:54am
wilf

If his exact words were, "I want to like, you know, like, fuck the, like, uh, shit out you,like," then she might be telling the truth.

Nov 02 11 - 10:18am
Grew Pea

She just stood there and let it happen? She didn't fight back? What was she thinking? I don't want to blame the victim, but she sounded willing enough.

Nov 02 11 - 11:19am
Betty

I don't see anywhere that it says that the encounter wasn't consensual. The woman's not claiming to be a "victim," just that she had Bieber's lovechild.

Nov 02 11 - 5:41pm
meh

And why would she fight back? If this is really Beiber's child, that woman just hit the jackpot.

Nov 02 11 - 10:32am
Publius

I was sitting here watching it snow and thinking "what is the absolutely least interesting and inconsequential thing that I could read about today?" I had some candidates but this one beats them all with ease.

Nov 02 11 - 3:03pm
BO

If this story doesn't move you, you're dead inside.

Nov 02 11 - 11:17am
JfnB

I pray to God it is his baby - She should take him on "Maury" and everything make a huge fucking spectacle

Nov 02 11 - 1:15pm
CarlyQ

you read my mind

Nov 02 11 - 2:48pm
thinkywritey

Just imagine his little dance at hearing "you are NOT the father!"

Nov 02 11 - 11:58am
imp-princess24

i hate bieber anyways... i think its kinda funny. pathetic in a way too. he was dying out finally now all of a sudden he has a love-child?!?! he lost the high voice and cute babyish appeal (which frankly was NOT that appealing to begin with! IMO it was more or less irritating like that one fly that keeps buzzing by your head...) now he aims for another approach? LAME! he goes from the "sweet" babyish pop star to Hollywood fake Gangster/bad boy? puh-leeze! i think it would be hilarious if he did in fact father the child, teach the spoiled little brat better!

Nov 02 11 - 3:29pm
Ahh

I laughed alot at this. I think it made my day to be honest. Part of me wants it to be his. Just cause that would break a thousand preteen Hearts.
and it would be extra funny.

Nov 04 11 - 9:06pm
blehh

your really sadistic.

Nov 02 11 - 5:39pm
meh

I have read enough "my first time" stories on this fine website to know that the description rings fairly true. Whether or not it was Bieber will have to wait for the DNA test. It's hard to imagine someone falsely making this sort of claim when they know that a simple test can easily prove them to be a liar, but then again, we do such a lousy job teaching science in schools any more, she may not really understand how this test would work.

Nov 02 11 - 5:55pm
comma

Justin Bieber is super hot. I wish he would notice me at his concerts.

Nov 02 11 - 8:20pm
molly

Let's see, how many women drop their panties at the phrase "fuck the shit out of you," particularly when uttered in a bathroom, a few seconds after meeting someone? And, also go along with a no condom dictate by a stranger, famous or not?

This says more about the woman that about the Bieb. She was counting the dollars from the moment she walked into the stall.

Nov 02 11 - 8:51pm
Fishtix

So now he's got street cred...

Nov 02 11 - 10:57pm
Ickibod

Probably not true. In all his videos and real life he's with some hot, ethnic girl with a bangin bod. Then theres this girl making the claim....... yeah, just sayin..

Nov 10 11 - 12:44pm
AA4

That's what I was thinking, Guess we'll find out.

Nov 02 11 - 10:59pm
notalez?

usually it's u-haul, juicer,1-3 pets, commitment, then baby..... i guess this is finally proof that the beiber is not a lesbian

Nov 02 11 - 11:38pm
bitchyness

According to others' opinions that Bieber shouldn't done to her w/o permission;he should ask her ~Can I fuck with your breasts and nurse off and cock up your ass hole~.

Nov 03 11 - 7:28pm
doesn't matter

Lets just wait for the dec,15 court date. to see what goes down

Nov 07 11 - 5:05pm
listen

well if u read in to other stories it says she wants 10K a month 4 child support so i bet shes just in it 4 the money n she was at his concert so she obviously liked him so she would ve probarbly wanted him 2 she just sounds like a goldigga

Nov 10 11 - 12:47pm
AA4

I think it all sounds ridiculous. It's hard to belive either story. I belived Beiber at first, but the girl must really think that if she is going to go through all this. It's obvious something has had to happen. I guess we are going to have to find out..

Nov 18 11 - 9:45am
mario

who do you think is justin, he is fucking baby. he is not a special person either he is nothing