Obamas christmas

They're singin' deck the halls, but it's not like Christmas at all... since the U.S. Department of Agriculture approved Obama's Christmas tree tax yesterday. That's right, Christmas will be a time of celebration no longer. Your joy belongs to the left, and they're going to tax it.

So just how much is President Grinch asking for his Atheo-Muslim cheer tax? Twenty dollars? Fifty? No, more in the range of fifteen to twenty cents. And the money goes to... promoting the advertising and sale of Christmas trees. 

Maybe you didn't know this was a thing, but the fresh American Christmas tree has a bit of an image problem. Fresh tree sales have declined over the last decade while the sales of artificial trees nearly doubled. I guess it's not surprising. The only advantage real trees had over fake was the smell, but they've got fresh pine scent in an aerosol can, and it's, like, twice as piney. 

Who knows whether the tax will help the dying Christmas-tree industry? All I can say is, after seeing how the Obamas choose to decorate their own tree...

...I'm not surprised by anything anymore.

Commentarium (12 Comments)

Nov 09 11 - 2:05pm
Suspicious.

Wow. Seriously misinformed author. Did Nerve get hacked by Fox News or something?

Nov 09 11 - 2:19pm
FOX

Anything bad about Obama is forbidden on Nerve

Nov 09 11 - 3:12pm
Conservatrolls

Same goes for critical thinking at FOX.

Dec 22 11 - 6:17pm
NeoCon

Praise Jesus! Power to God!

Nov 09 11 - 3:20pm
Jeff @ DTM

Sorry Delia, sarcasm just doesn't translate with these folks... I know, you tried...

Nov 09 11 - 4:34pm
faulknersaysrelax

Sarcasm just doesn't translate well on the internet. It's kind of depressing.

Nov 09 11 - 3:28pm
NotChristian

Well, turns out Nerve readers ARE just as dumb as I thought they were.

This isn't anti-Obama, people who give a bad name to Liberals everywhere.

Nov 09 11 - 3:32pm
Dumberer

Good to know that you've admitted to your lack of intelligence, fellow Nerve reader.

Nov 09 11 - 9:51pm
ggg

You know, Nerve is just SEO'ing every title, don't take it personally....

Nov 10 11 - 12:51am
Dee

All muslims hate Christmas, OBVS and they don't even have it in Africa because it's, like, totally too hot to have SNOW anyway.

Nov 20 11 - 8:25pm
Zyah

Redanig this makes my decisions easier than taking candy from a baby.

Nov 21 11 - 2:23pm
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