Republican congressional candidate Arthur Jones, who is running in Illinois' third congressional district for the state's upcoming primary, has some interesting thoughts on the Holocaust. Specifically, that it never happened. And more specifically, that it's an "international extortion racket" by greedy Jews who wish to reap financial gain from this "tale of woe and misfortune."
A Vietnam vet and a former member of the National Socialist Party, Jones, who is running against Democrat incumbent Dan Lipinski in a district that covers parts of Chicago's South Side, recently shared his take on Holocaust denial with a journalist from the Oak Lawn Patch. "As far as I'm concerned, the Holocaust is nothing more than an international extortion racket by the Jews," the insurance salesman, who attended the 1978 neo-Nazi march on Chicago's Marquette Park, said. "It's the blackest lie in history. Millions of dollars are being made by Jews telling this tale of woe and misfortune in books, movies, plays and TV. The more survivors, the more lies that are told."
Okay, so as a person of Jewish descent, I would like to conclude this post with a message to my fellow Jews: you heard him, guys. We can give up the act now. This dude's got us figured out. If we act quickly, however, there might still be time for us to pay him off before he also reveals that thing about us being two-legged lizard people from the lower fourth dimension, 'cause then the rest of the world would really start having beef with us.