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Maryland group fears same-sex unions will lead to robot marriage

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Acceptance of gay marriage will lead to the acceptance of human-robot marriage, obviously. That's what activists from Protect Marriage Maryland tried to argue at a recent congressional meeting. We all know human-android unions are clearly the worst conceivable outcome. And as if you needed more evidence of this, they even cite Star Trek episodes as proof. Case closed.

Based on one man's testimony, they've clearly thought a lot about this pressing issue. Though the more I think about it, WALL-E is way cuter than some of the guys I've dated.