Rick Santorum Google problem

Rick Santorum! It's a hard thing to say — let alone type! — without giggling. This, of course, is thanks to Dan Savage, but one Santorum [giggle] supporter wants to change all that.

Some anonymous Republican (there's a scary phrase for you) has launched a Facebook page called Fixing Santorum's "Google Problem," a corrective campaign designed to help save the conservative presidential candidate, "a God-fearing man who wants to save unborn children and protect traditional marriage," from being forever known as "a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex." Here's an excerpt from the page:

What we can do as Bible-believeng [sic] Christians is to fight back with a Google-bombing campaign of our own. We need to post as many links as we can to www.RickSantorum.com (his real site), to help it rise in the search engine ranks and beat the fake sites.

If you have control over any websites, blogs, Facebook pages, or anything like that, post a link to www.RickSantorum.com, and help fight back against the gay agenda.

Of course, this crusader's plan probably won't work. For one thing, only thirty-three people like the Facebook page as of press time. And furthermore, if there's one arena in which liberals excel, it's SEO.

Commentarium (16 Comments)

Jun 14 11 - 1:48pm
iwouldprefernotto

Let Rick fix his Google problem, he'll still never be president.

Jun 14 11 - 2:43pm
SJ

believeng?

Jun 14 11 - 2:56pm
Schmidt

Google can't index Facebook.

#mwahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Jun 14 11 - 8:39pm
Huh?

I don't get it. I am an MD and I have always been taught that santorum is fecal matter.

Jun 14 11 - 10:00pm
KigKoo

Sounds to me like the dude has some major issues.

Jun 14 11 - 11:49pm
msbpodcast

Every site that would rather see a small dog get elected before letting that sanctimonious brain-raping butt-munch get in is going to do the exact OPPOSITE and send them to http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/ .

Jun 15 11 - 12:00am
Gazbo

Google is far from Ricky's biggest problem, and you can't fix stupid.

Jun 15 11 - 12:57am
I agree

I agree with msbpodcast the only way to stop Rick is http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/ .

Jun 15 11 - 1:15am
@What Nerve

actually if you click on the ricksantorum.com links, looks like the author changed them to go to spreadingsantorum.com, all crafty like

Jun 15 11 - 1:21am
completely

I think just as big a "google problem" is the fact that the auto complete of "Santorum" is "Santorum Google Problem" before "Santorum Rick." And "Santorum Google Problem" will obviously just direct people to http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/

Jun 15 11 - 2:39am
SEO republican

if liberals are so good at SEO, then why didnt the author of this post nofollow the link to ricksantorum.com?

btw, as soon as his candidacy hits full steam, there'll be enough stories and links about him that this google problem will go away on its own

Jun 15 11 - 12:19pm
Ray Rahman

as @What Nerve noted, the links to ricksantorum.com actually lead to spreadingsantorum.com, which I believe should increase spreadingsantorum.com's ranking and decrease that of ricksantorum.com. Could but mistaken, though--I'm just a writer, dammit!

Jun 15 11 - 7:47am
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Jun 15 11 - 12:25pm
Poosplat

This is horrible !!! What a tragedy against this man. http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/