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Rick Santorum releases attack ad full of “Santorum”

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So, here's a hypothetical question: if you were someone like, say, this Rick Santorum character, and you were trying to distance yourself from a very specific viral online campaign that wants to make it so when someone Googles you, it takes them to a site that defines your name as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex," would you or would you not run an ad that features a heaping helping of something that looks quite like that?

Apparently, if you're the real Rick Santorum, you do.

As the following ad — first spotted by the folks at Wonkette — shows, if you're the real Santorum, when you hear that your image is going to be surrounded by piles of fecal-ish material, you go point upstairs to the Jesus and you approve that goddamn message.

Take a gander:

Luckily for Santorum, most of the people he's trying to get votes from aren't aware of the "other" definition of the word Santorum, seeing as they tend to stay away from computers and signs of human progress in general. Santorum 2012!