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Victoria Jackson claims Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated U.S. government

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God bless noted Koranic scholar Victoria Jackson, who's been doing yeoman's work in uncovering the Muslim Brotherhood's sinister plot to take over the U.S. government. While the rest of us are blindly going about our complacent lives, the helium-voiced SNL grad is attending briefings at the House Office Longworth Building in Washington D.C., where according to Jackson, "For six hours, I saw pictures and names and dates and facts and Islamic law books and Korans, Surahs for six hours and they proved to me… that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our highest positions in government and this is serious."

Jackson goes into extensive detail about how nefarious, radical Islam has penetrated the highest reaches of U.S. government on episode ten of "PolitiChicks," her conservative internet talk show that I know everyone watches "religiously." Though "PolitiChicks" features four nominal co-hosts, it's really a de facto showcase for Jackson to vent her political spleen, which includes repeatedly denouncing President Obama's pro-Muslim policies, as well as the "socialist progressive" Hillary Clinton's apparent desire to punish the least sign of Islamophobia.

Sadly, we can now safely say that this isn't an Andy Kaufman-type routine that Jackson has been indulging in, because even Kaufman wouldn't have written in a World Net Daily blog post:

"This new al-Qaida magazine for women has beauty tips and suicide-bomber tips! Gimme a break! That is as ridiculous as two men kissing on the mouth! And I don't care what is politically correct. Everyone knows that two men on a wedding cake is a comedy skit, not an 'alternate lifestyle'! There I said it! Ridiculous!"

The dot-connector extraordinaire gave us one final warning to wake up and smell the Islamic blend that's right under our noses:

"You can't defeat your enemy if you're closing your eyes, shutting your ears, and they're taking away our freedom. And if you want to live under Sharia law, get your head cut off, have Muslim men marry your six-year-old daughter, then fine, do nothing, okay?"