Austrian rapist: "My soul is destroyed. Charlie Sheen is pretty funny."

Josef Fritzl, the Austrian serial rapist who committed some of the most heinous crimes in recent memory, was just granted his first press interview. And predictably, he said a whole lot of totally crazy things: he "loves" his family (the family he kept in a rape and torture dungeon), he isn't guilty, he's famous worldwide, and Two and a Half Men is a pretty hilarious show. 

The man — who, in his own words, has a soul destroyed by sadness — finds the comic shenanigans of Charlie Sheen and co. to be a pleasant relief from prison life. Why a guy like him gets to watch as much TV as he wants (a luxury many good people I know do not have), I will never understand.

The show's star, Charlie Sheen, was last seen screaming racial epithets at a high-end prostitute with cocaine all over his face, standing amidst the wreckage of a luxury hotel room/his good name. (How often do you get to write that sentence?) He is reportedly not having a good week.