The Burger King

Looks like the king is dead. Burger King's creepy king mascot will be joining the Taco Bell Chihuahua and the "Where's the beef?" lady in fast-food-commercial heaven. Burger King has just announced that their ditching the surreal ad campaign in favor of a new marketing approach geared towards capturing health-conscious moms. (Because burgers and fries are the new paradigm of health, right?)

Burger King's new commercials will feature shots of fresh ingredients being prepared for their limited-edition California Whopper, which contains guacamole, Swiss cheese, and bacon. Mmm, fresh, healthy bacon.

Commentarium (6 Comments)

Aug 19 11 - 2:49pm
equidae

I will avenge you my king.

The king is dead long live the king

Aug 19 11 - 8:23pm
Alan

Yes bacon is healthy as long as the pig it came from was raised and fed properly.

Aug 19 11 - 8:58pm
patricjames_

...Which isn't the kind of meat likely to be used by boooogerking.

Aug 20 11 - 10:44pm
Dan

BACON MAKES YOU SWOLE

Aug 31 11 - 5:12pm
Cyelii

A few years ago I'd have to pay soemone for this information.