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Check Out These Golden Globes, People
By Brian FairbanksJanuary 18th, 2010, 1:27 pmComments (6)
OH. OH NO. OH NO, NO, NO, NO. No, Christina Hendricks, this is totally unfair to do to men of the world who all believe you made a huge, gargantuan, massive, watermelon-sized mistake when you married that unfunny twerp from (500) Days of Summer. It was entirely wrong of you to wear that boob-enhancing dress last night-- as if you didn't know that your boobs were already too big for us to wrap our minds around, let alone hands.
Then we have Christina-- the other one-- and... good Lord, I think Halle Berry's breasts were supposed to vanish once she gave birth, but apparently not...
And we finally understood why Olivia Wilde is so popular with the horndogs of the internet. Because she is prone to wearing these kinds of outfits:
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Commentarium (6 Comments)
Does Hendricks kinda remind you of Jessica Rabbit in that dress?
I wish I knew what she was thinking wearing that color. Christina usually looks so sassy, but not last night. :(
Actually, I'm hoping there was mass firings today of all the stylists in Hollywood. I think maybe only 3 women looked good. Horribly color choices, and gods, please, no more ruffles.
I like Olivia Wilde. It's nice to see women of various sizes celebrated (even if ogled a bit) instead of just skinny ones with obvious boob jobs.
I was highly amused this morning watching various morning news shows, hearing all the fashion "experts" i.e. a bunch of women and gay men, trash Christina Hendricks' dress. As a straight guy I thought she looked awesome.
i never considered myself an out and out breast man, but afte focusing on so much breativles....yeah whatevere, dime a dozen, just gimme them titties.
i never considered myself an out and out breast man, but after focusing on so much breasticles….yeah whatever, dime a dozen, just gimme them titties.