Happy first night of Hanukkah, Nerve readers of Semitic descent! How did you celebrate? Perhaps you whipped up some delicious latkes and spun a dreidel with your loved ones. Or perhaps you spent the evening by a warm fireplace, recounting the tale of the Maccabean Festival of Lights in hushed tones. Or, if you are a struggling actor in the Los Angeles area, perhaps you donned a spandex bodysuit, burrowed your head in the perineum of another gentleman, and participated in a human-centipede menorah on a late-night cable talk show.

Last night on Conan, nine enterprising young men did exactly that when host Conan O'Brien introduced the new tradition, lighting the first candle onstage. Here's hoping the human-centipede menorah will become the most popular fictional holiday celebration since Festivus — or, at the very least, something your traditional Jewish grandmother can give to you as a Hanukkah present, in lieu of the usual $14 check and fistful of peppermints. 

Commentarium (9 Comments)

Dec 21 11 - 3:15pm
moops

Wow. Just wow.

Dec 21 11 - 10:18pm
rukhl

I agree it's traif and offensive and as my parents wopuld say : FEH

Dec 21 11 - 3:24pm
profrobert

I'd be surprised if this doesn't cause some kind of uproar. I'm not religious, but even I find this offensive.

Also, I'm pretty sure ass-to-mouth is trayf.

Dec 21 11 - 6:09pm
sam

nice.

Dec 22 11 - 4:58pm
Scourge

Haha! There's old profrobert, the guy that gets pwned in religious commentariums.

Dec 21 11 - 3:53pm
GeneralPhysics

It should be an $18 cheque. Jews give money in multiples of 18.

Dec 21 11 - 4:42pm
res

+1...I mean, +18!

Dec 21 11 - 6:54pm
Um

Ew?

Dec 22 11 - 2:23pm
EMBSUD

Just one small example why a lot of normal humans stopped watching this red headed freak long before he was shuffled into near oblivion.