Jersey Shore XXX: The Tanning

Yup, so in between hanging out with Michael Cera and eating pizza and getting yelled out by everyone from Domino's Pizza to the city of New Jersey to other Italian-Americans, the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore has actually become pretty famous. Who knew? And as we once proved, every great program needs a great porn parody...too bad these young men and women like Snooki and The Situation are already such terrible parodies of themselves that a porn seems unnecessary. Still, it will be happening, according to OK! Magazine...right once we finally get that Real World: DC sex parody we've all been waiting for. So let us know: what should the Jersey Shore parody be called?