Jon Hamm used to work in porn

Jon Hamm, shirtless here, used to work in porn.

And here comes the angry disappointment. Yeah, Jon Hamm worked in porn, but, unfortunately for perverts and SEO-minded bloggers everywhere, he was not an actor.

The Guardian has new tidbits on the story we reported a year ago: "He was working as the set dresser on a soft porn film." What were Hamm's duties? "You gotta move cameras around, ashtrays; and continuity is apparently an issue." And while we'll assume that softcore pornographers aren't as obsessive about realism as Mad Men's Matthew Weiner is, it's nice to know that the AMC drama's star has experience in the field.

What would Jon Hamm's porn name have been if he had been an actor? Would he even need to change his name for porn? Discuss in the comments.

Commentarium (6 Comments)

Sep 22 10 - 4:14pm
explainerguy

He wouldn't have to change a thing. Jon Hamm is a perfect name for porn. unless, of course, he grew up on Buck St and his pet's name was Naked.

Sep 22 10 - 4:17pm
G Unit

What do they mean "used to work" in soft porn?

Sep 22 10 - 4:38pm
jmh

Dong Drapeher

Sep 22 10 - 5:32pm
Twolane

Ham fisted.

Sep 22 10 - 5:38pm
Quality Treats

I think his porn name would be Monster Cock on account of his...you know.

Sep 22 10 - 5:46pm
bearman33

Does this count as another Mad Man story?