Watch: Kelly Ripa already using latest science to estimate size of Regis Philbin’s penis

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Guess who's got a Google Alert set up for the phrase "penis size"? Kelly Ripa, who this morning employed some fun new math in an attempt to determine the length of cohost Regis Philbin's penis, because, hey, someone had to do it. Bill Nye the Science Guy must be proud!

For those of you who have the luxury of leaving your computer monitors for more than fifteen minutes at a time, the math we and Ripa are referring to comes from a L.A. Times story about how penis size could be related to finger length. Watch this exciting new science in action: