Kim Kardashian wants to Christ up your life

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Watch out, Jesus Christ; you're about to get discussed and dissected by our new lord and savior. Recently, via Twitter, Kim Kardashian announced that she would be interested in starting a Bible-study group with friends. 

I, for one, am very excited for this event that definitely, probably, undoubtedly will happen. The tweet was met with overwhelming skepticism from, oh, just about everyone. 

It's hard to say what prompted this sudden thought from her pretty little head — maybe she got hit on by a really hot Mexican guy named Jesus, or maybe she just genuinely wants to learn more about the holy… trinity thing? 

Can anyone else imagine the scene? Kim, Khloe, Patrick Bateman Scott, Lamar, and Puff Daddy are all sitting around a table in a dimly lit room. 

Khloe: "Therefore I will wail and howl, I will go stripped and naked: I will make a wailing like the dragons, and mourning as the owls." (Micah 1:8)

All [sipping pensively on thousand-dollar champagne]: "That's hot." 

This is my Watergate, everybody — I'm staying on this story. BRB, gotta do something on Twitter real quick.