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No Cussing Club loses its shit over this week’s Modern Family

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Eighteen-year old college student McKay Hatch, the founder of anti-profanity organization the No Cussing Club, has a message for ABC. He's pissed as balls about tonight's episode of Modern Family, which features a character saying a bleeped-out version of the f-word, and he's not gonna take the network's brand o' bullshit anymore.

Hatch, a college student who founded the No Cussing Club in 2007, is crapping many bricks over the episode, in which toddler Lily (Aubrey Anderson-Emmons) shocks her parents by using her first curse word. He and his pristine-mouthed compatriots at the NCC are asking bitches all over the country to rip the network a new asshole, by calling ABC and telling them not to air the episode.

"Our main goal is to stop this from happening," Hatch, a freshman at Brigham Young University, told the Huffington Post. "If we don't, at least ABC knows that people all over the world don't want to have a two-year old saying the 'F-bomb' on TV." Hatch says that 35,000 real ninja motherfuckers in over three dozen countries belong to the No Cussing Club, which means that ABC must be having one hell of a multilingual shitshow on its hands. 

Hatch says ABC has yet to respond to the NCC, and a rep told the Huffington Post that the network had no comment for those nosy bitches. Still, I hope that if there's a single soul left on Earth with respect for the sanctity of the written word, he/she will not puss out, and will join the No Cussing Club in their noble quest. Because I know you guys are just as tired as i am of lazy-ass writers relying on dirty words to make a point, or to try to be funny, or just to get a rise out of their readers. And no one is going to stop these slack-jawed, bleary-eyed douchehats from sitting at their keyboards, jamming their thumbs up their asses, and permanently shitting up the English language, if we don't rise up as one and take a stand against this fuckery once and for all.