Since their 2007 debut, The Onion's ONN video segments have been as reliably great as the paper itself. (My personal favorite clip remains "BREAKING NEWS: Bat Loose In Congress," which works both as a scathing indictment of legislative grandstanding and as a funny video of a bat flying around.) Tonight at 10, IFC premieres Onion News Network, a half-hour series building off of the online clips. According to the review in today's New York Times, even The Daily Show looks "sluggish by comparison." We're psyched. Check out the clip above and reflect on the fact that The Onion has basically never released anything bad or even less than great, except maybe that direct-to-DVD movie that no one wants to talk about.