Rachael Ray is the highest paid "chef" on television. That is a statement that, while true, feels about as good to say as Sarah Palin is the highest paid "politician" in the world. (I have no idea if that's true, but let's run with it.) Most of you probably already knew that. But if you didn't, check this out:
Our good friend at TheDailyWhat suggested another "recipe:"
Rachael Ray’s Late Night Toast: Place 2 slices of bread in a toaster not over lapping the slices. Set toaster on toast for as long as it takes for the bread to pop out and scare the living daylights out of you.
Serves two. Oh, who am I kidding. One.
That's why he's the highest paid chef on the interwebs.