Sarah Palin's Alaska — the former politician's reality show on the misleadingly named Learning Channel — features a segment in which she kills and butchers an Alaskan Caribou on live television for fun. Afterwards, she posted a preemptive rant on her Facebook page attacking the people she worried would attack her. Or, to be real, attacking the people she hoped would attack her — since doing controversial shit and writing about it on Facebook is pretty much the sum total of her career these days.
I'm able to make a distinction between you and me without feeling the least bit hypocritical. I don't watch snuff films and you make them. You weren't killing that animal for food or shelter or even fashion, you were killing it for fun. You enjoy killing animals. I can make the distinction between the two of us but I've tried and tried and for the life of me, I can't make a distinction between what you get paid to do and what Michael Vick went to prison for doing. I'm able to make the distinction with no pangs of hypocrisy even though I get happy every time one of you faux-macho shitheads accidentally shoots another one of you in the face.
So I don't think I will save my condemnation, you phony pioneer girl. (I'm in film and television, Cruella, and there was an insert close-up of your manicure while you were roughing it in God's country. I know exactly how many feet off camera your hair and make-up trailer was.)
Here's the original clip, if you're feeling like some realistic gore meets outdoorsy political footage.