Ricky Gervais
Ricky Gervais isn't done dissecting Christianity, thank (the non-existent) God. While he previously brought merry good cheer with his "Why I'm An Atheist" essay, published in The Wall Street Journal last Christmas, he's decided to not let Easter go by without another religious-themed gem, this time found on his website.

Gervais makes his usual case, not against Christianity but Christians:

"It's not that I don't believe that the teachings of Jesus wouldn't make this a better world if they were followed. It's just that they are rarely followed."

So before slipping into sweet glucose dreams from your Easter egg hunt, why not gather the family round and see if you stack up against Gervais in his Ten Commandments test? He makes a fairly persuasive case as to why he's a great model for Christianity, despite being an atheist. But in any case, text is not the real highlight of the piece. The real highlight of this piece is Gervais's "Sexy Jesus" picture, posted above.  

 

Commentarium (26 Comments)

Apr 15 11 - 2:34pm
Moops

My favorite part about the 10 Commandments is the part about not coveting your neighbor's wife. What this basically means is that women are not people, otherwise your neighbor's wife is your neighbor.

Apr 18 11 - 12:09pm
Kogo

Me, I like the part about not coveting your neighbor's ass.

May 18 11 - 11:45pm
Beelzebub

Hot diggety, I love my neighbour's wife's ass.

Apr 15 11 - 2:47pm
yourfriend

I would follow Jesus' teachings on the condition that I'm granted at least one of his super powers, particularly turning water to wine.

May 18 11 - 11:47pm
myfriend

Ha! You boob! You passed up on "Resurrection" for "Wine"?!?!

Jul 18 11 - 10:54pm
lew

being able to pee standing up is pretty cool. I guess this isn't unique to Jebus ... but this does not detract from its coolness.

Apr 15 11 - 3:11pm
man

meh. Bashing religion is for the uninspired.

Apr 15 11 - 3:49pm
ADD

Boohoohoo.

Apr 16 11 - 9:00am
NerveReader

Too true, man. People mock and God laughs.

Apr 17 11 - 9:10pm
jr

Which one of your imaginary friends is laughing?

May 18 11 - 11:47pm
God

ROFLMFAO

Apr 15 11 - 5:09pm
src

That picture…..urrrrrgh….

Apr 15 11 - 8:10pm
SR

Gervais is a funny guy, but his christianity rants are unoriginal and rote.

May 22 11 - 3:40am
Beelzebub

SR is a funny guy, but his Gervais rants are unoriginal and rote.

Apr 16 11 - 2:23am
sdeetee

Dear Ricky,

You're an atheist. Be an atheist and shut the fuck up.

Sincerely,
Sdeetee, (an admittely bad example of a) Christian

Apr 16 11 - 2:25am
jr

Atheists will shut the fuck up when the religious shut the fuck up.

Apr 17 11 - 3:22am
FJ

How is atheism and shutting up related? And that's about the most hypocritical thing i've heard a Christian say considering your whole agenda is to spread like wild fire by speaking out as much as possible.

May 18 11 - 11:48pm
Monkey

F'n Christians knocking on my door today, trying to shop their belief system on me. How would they like it if I knocked on their door, disturbing them, to tell them about my belief system? Arseholes.

Apr 16 11 - 7:51am
B

Who's Ricky Gervais?

Apr 16 11 - 9:01am
NerveReader

Apparently an unoriginal attention whore.

Apr 17 11 - 9:10pm
jr

That's better than being an anonymous troll.

May 18 11 - 11:49pm
Anonymous Troll

Hey! Look at me! Look at me! I can be both!

Jul 18 11 - 10:55pm
lew

you say whore like its a bad thing. where would we all be without whores?

Apr 16 11 - 8:05pm
Vinegar Bend

As far as I'm concerned, you can't bash Christianity enough

May 18 11 - 11:50pm
DocRobot

Halleluj - er, fucken Eh!

Apr 23 11 - 1:20pm
fdc

christianity, and all other religions for that matter, are for the weak. look around at the world, if you created that, would you let it go to hell, I think not. the world will get to be a better place when people start to realize that it's up to us to make something of our lives, and not wait until some non-existing god will make it all better.