Snooki's Butt Slip Is The Only Jersey Shore News We Care About

...and best of all: it wasn't even featured in an episode, so we didn't have to watch even two milliseconds to capture this image.

Actually, we just posted that to get your attention so we could show you something way better --  something you'll actually want to bare (ha!) witness to: kids reenact great moments in Jersey Shore history. Way more entertaining than any random three minutes of that boondoggle of a "show."

By the way, the photos above and below were apparently taken on Monday night-- way to keep MLK Day classy, folks.

Via.