Would you like to see this walking human billboard for hotness known as Sofia Vergara parading down Sunset Boulevard in the nude? Of course you would, because you have a pulse and "Modern Family" is one of the only funny shows on network TV.
It's all part of the successful campaign to get "Modern Family" the Emmy for Best Comedy Series. An ad appeared in Variety touting Vergara's assets and, well, that probably helped them win in a landslide:
So, maybe they'll replace her with Ed O'Neill. That would at least console us with some hilarity.