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“Sweden’s Got Talent” naked man parade goes viral

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Sweden's Got Talent naked boys dance

After months of floating around the interwebs unnoticed, this video has blown up overnight. It involves a fabulous foursome of guys appearing on Sweden's Got Talent to perform something called The Crispbread Dance. I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean, other than "everyone gets naked on stage and acts out obvious choo-choo train dance moves".

Are these guys part of a gay dance revue or some straight guys who are extremely comfortable with their sexuality? In the end, these kinds of questions are irrelevant… and probably impossible to answer. Just watch:

What I'd like to see even more than this video is the meeting in which they came up with the idea for the performance. "Hey guys, we're going to be on national television and it'll probably be what we'll be known for for the rest of our lives." "Yes, I suggest we take our clothes off, go the full monty, cover our junk with little hats, bend over and hump each other, then make a train engine with our bodies and rock uncomfortably against each other." "Yeah, that sounds about right."