The CW is developing a show called “Extreme Musical Chairs”

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What is the worst part about this story? Is it the fact that a show called Extreme Musical Chairs makes me think lazy updates of old series isn't so bad after all? Is it the missed opportunity to actually have “extreme” musical chairs, maybe by involving angry bears or something? Is it the mind-bending realization that actual adults with high-paying jobs are responsible for… whatever this is? Why choose? It's definitely all of them. All the parts are the worst part:

The CW is developing unscripted format "Extreme Musical Chairs" from the Gurin Co. and 405 Prods.

Series would transform the popular children's game into a physically demanding competition with multiple rounds of elimination set in an indoor obstacle course.

You know what? I take it all back, and in fact I'd like to speak to the producers of this show about some TV ideas that I've been working on that I think they'd be very interested in:

  • Scrapbooking with Porn Stars

  • Nap Wars

  • America's Next Top Tweeter

  • Dewey Decimal Adventures

  • Mop!

  • Mop! After Dark

  • Paris Hilton Presents: Staring Contest

What do you think — do I have a future in this business? I'm waiting for my call, Hollywood!