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The house from American Horror Story is up for sale

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Are you looking for a stylish mansion in L.A. featuring a ballroom, Tiffany glass windows, and a built-in sense of unrelenting, crazy-ass terror? Well, you're in luck! Because the so-called "Murder House" from American Horror Story is up for sale! (It's also got a recording studio, so that's cool. Except anything recorded there just comes out as blood-curdling screams and the haunting sound of children's laughter. I'm pretty sure Ke$ha used it for her last album.)

Here's the listing, courtesy of Rodeo Realty:

TIFFANY STAINED GLASS WINDOWS, TIFFANY LIGHT FIXTURES, TIFFANY LEADED-GLASS DISPLAY CASES AND A MUSEUM-QUALITY SET OF TIFFANY GLASS DOORS ADORN THIS ONE-OF-A-KIND RESIDENCE. ADDITIONAL FEATURES INCLUDE RICH WOOD PANELING, WOOD FLOORS, 6 VINTAGE TILE FIREPLACES, BEAMED CEILINGS AND COUNTLESS OTHER ORIGINAL DETAILS. FORMAL DINING ROOM WITH ANTIQUE GOLD AND SILVER LEAF HAND-PAINTED CEILINGS. LARGE SOLARIUM OVERLOOKING THE BEAUTIFUL, PRIVATE GROUNDS. BREATHTAKING IN EVERY RESPECT, THIS RESIDENCE EVOKES THE QUALITY AND GRANDEUR OF A BYGONE ERA AND REPRESENTS A ONCE-IN-A-GENERATION OPPORTUNITY.

And all you need to make this stunning piece of architecture yours is 4.5 million dollars! I know that sounds expensive, but if you break it down that comes out to about 180 thousand bucks per ghost, which is kind of a great deal given the current ghost bubble that shows no signs of popping anytime soon! But, full disclosure: the house has had a termite problem in the past. Also, you will almost certainly be sexually assaulted by a dead person wearing a gimp suit. Great schools in the area, though.