Erratic and often insane comedian Tracy Morgan might be the last person you'd ask for marriage advice. But on this morning's episode of Regis and Kelly, he offered up some shockingly sage words of wisdom. (Note: they do not involve taking your wife behind the middle school and getting her pregnant.)
As it turns out, good sex, better lasagna (it must involve six cheeses) and painting your wife's toenails are pretty much the keys to a lasting relationship. Oh and listening (or at least pretending to). That helps too. Of course, Tracy was recently divorced after twenty-three years of marriage (we're thinking lack of parmesan was the cause), so maybe he's not the best source after all.