There are many ways to lampoon Lady Gaga, but Eva Longoria has probably found the silliest. At the MTV Europe Music Awards, Longoria wore a ham (costume).
Unfortunately nobody on the red carpet asked who she was wearing, because then she could've said something like "Jimmy Dean," or "Porky Pig," or, if she wanted to get political, "George W. Bush."
Anyway, watch a breathless actress wear an outfit that is neither Kosher nor Halal: