After years of confusion and having to base my votes off of coin flips, I can finally feel at ease in the world of political debate. Why? Because I now have Gene Simmons to guide me! Sure, he might be best-known for having a really long tongue, but that didn't stop the former KISS frontman from going on Parker Spitzer to rescind his support for Barack Obama.
Simmons explained that he wants his vote for Obama back (this is America, you can probably do that, right?), and said, "If you take a look at (Obama's) resume, you couldn’t find somebody, in retrospect, more unqualified." Is that more unqualified than, say, an aging hair-metal star talking politics?