Dame Helen Mirren's sexiness is no secret, nor is Saturday Night Live's penchant for easy jokes. (I mean, did every Elton John sketch from last week have to be a send-up of gays and/or the British?) So what happens when the eternally beautiful actress shows up to the sporadically funny late-night revue? A short wholly dedicated to her breasts:
An O.J. Simpson gag, eh? Combine that with the Menendez brothers and Elian Gonzales references in a later sketch ("Underground Festival: Easter"), and you've got yourself a vintage Jay Leno monologue!