On tonight's Late Show, Franco discusses, at length, his widely panned performance as Oscar host. He doesn't do the best job of defending himself, though. When asked why people may have thought he was high, he claimed that "even the Tasmanian Devil would look stoned" compared to Anne Hathaway. Maybe, but I'm sure Taz's eyes would have been all the way open at some point during the show. He went on to also point out that he only kind of cared. I don't really take issue with that, but if you're going to defend yourself, giving a fuck would definitely help your case.